Don’t you hate it when you don’t hear what someone says and you just smile and say “yeah”? I mean what if they said “Can I bang your wife?”, “Would you like me to shoot you in the face?”, “Do you want to go for one of our healthier options?” Fuck! I don’t know what one is more worse!
Someone come stroke my beard while we watch a movie, I’m warm.
jacko-cracko asked: ALRITE CUNT!
WHO THE FUCK MATE
- Me: Why are we not riding off into the sunset on my motorcycle?
- Random girl: You have a motorcycle?
- Me: Well it looks a lot like a bus, but sure.
- Random girl: So you don't have a motorcycle?
- Satan: 3 strikes, you're outtttt. Leave your soul on the mantelpiece on your way out, thank you.